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Back to visit the Invocal Farm!
We have news! well remember we made a big song and dance about never ever in a million squillion years gracing the stage at the same time ever ever again? and made everyone buy our live album with the suggestion that it would be our last ever recording?
Curious comings and goings
The most curious comings and going are upon us, dear diary, really very odd. It would seem that the Ministry of Agriculture, or Northambleton Social Services, or the RSPCA, or Joanna Lumley or someone have decided that since Sarah left, …
Love Eggs
Dearest Diary, what a day it’s been. I am currently on sabbatical from the Invocal farm, and staying in a lovely village called Loogabarooga, which is a bit like Northambleton except perhaps not quite as classy and quaint. The farm …
A search for Sarah
Sad news, dear Diary. Sarah has finally gone too far this time, and she’s having to be exiled from the Invocal Farm. I can’t really go into too much detail but I doubt very much if Northambleton residents were in any doubt as to the gravity of her misdemeanor once the army were involved.
Invocal / Onvical Wars
They’ve been at it again dear diary! First they stole my guitar, then they broke my phone, and then that fucking awful Posie ran me over in her tractor! As you will know I don’t usually like to make a fuss, but I DID nearly DIE.
New Tractor
Sarah is very excited today, because her new tractor is arriving. I’m very excited too because it means she’ll be able to help even more on the Invocal farm
Dear Diaryyyy
I can only apologise for having neglected you for so long. Well what happened this time was, *with all the excitement of the release of our new EP, Helen forgot to lock the cake, fudge and mars bar room. Soon …
Hallo, Dear Diary
Aha – news flash! The livestock has apparently been found on the other side of Northambleton in the fields of that fucking Onvical’s farm, of all places. God I hate that band. They’re just such stupid twats.
