Back to visit the Invocal Farm!
Dear Diary, what a day it’s been. Well, I realise it’s been several days since I wrote in you in February 2010, and the reason for this is…WELL to be completely honest with you Dear Diary, it’s just taken this long to remember my Myspace password. SUCH a lot has happend, not to me though, I’ve just been typing combinations of pets names and special dates and Beyonces birth stars for well over a year now. And when I FINALLY remembered it , it had all changed and I got lost for several weeks actually INSIDE myspace which was confusing and VERY lonely for me.
We have news! well remember we made a big song and dance about never ever in a million squillion years gracing the stage at the same time ever ever again? and made everyone buy our live album with the suggestion that it would be our last ever recording? and told everyone Helen had died? and that I had been brainwashed and joined a naked cult in Scandanavia with a Finnish soap star? and that Rachel had turned into Bridezilla and was last see heading for the hills in a peacock themed rampage?? well dear diary… IT’S CHANGED! WE’RE PERFORMING SOME NEW SHOWS!!! (and we lied about Helen) I am back on the Invocal farm for a few weeks and we are in rehearsals. The new shows will feature…
RACHEL DUNCAN! I MEAN SANSON!
SARAH MOLONEY!
ROSIE SWAYNE!
HELEN TURTON!
and introducing
NATALIE MOTT! who is a YOUNG PERSON who knows how to use A COMPUTER AND THAT!
We are not yet entirely sure what we will call the show, as our NEW show will involve much newness and progression as well as non-newness, seminewness bi-newness and trans-newness.
We miss rehearsals with Bee dear diary, but we are very glad to be performing with Miss Moloney again, apart from when she is shit, and then we miss Bee even more.
We are not going back to being a full time band, more returning for sporadic touring and blocks of shows. This way we’re hoping to reduce the number of fist fights, and general fisting.
EVERYONE in our beloved village of Northambleton is DELIGHTED at the prospect of our return we know this because they even had a STREET PARTY with union jacks and everything! They were SO excited I was coming back they couldn’t even wait until I was actually back! and had it at the end of April!?.
I bumped into a group of villagers near the bandstand just as they seemed to be hurrying off and announced the good news “oh fucking hell!” they exclaimed in joy!
Anyway dear diary I had better go as I am getting a haircut. I daredn’t get one in Finland you see, because, well, you know, it IS in Africa… and you just never know do you?
They ARE funny in Finland dear diary, they keep referring to ME as foreign! it’s topsy turvy land!
