We have news! well remember we made a big song and dance about never ever in a million squillion years gracing the stage at the same time ever ever again? and made everyone buy our live album with the suggestion that it would be our last ever recording?
Well what happened this time was, I was just about to write all of my interesting facts in you, when all of the keys sprung out of the computer keyboard and went in my eyes and made me blind. I tried to continue dear diary, but being newly blind I knocked a glass of water…
The most curious comings and going are upon us, dear diary, really very odd. It would seem that the Ministry of Agriculture, or Northambleton Social Services, or the RSPCA, or Joanna Lumley or someone have decided that since Sarah left, …
Dearest Diary, what a day it’s been. I am currently on sabbatical from the Invocal farm, and staying in a lovely village called Loogabarooga, which is a bit like Northambleton except perhaps not quite as classy and quaint. The farm …
I have been neglecting you haven’t I? I’m sorry about that, but I had a rare illness, like off the telly. Oh dearest diary, I am so worried that people will want to come to our Album Launch in Northambleton
Sad news, dear Diary. Sarah has finally gone too far this time, and she’s having to be exiled from the Invocal Farm. I can’t really go into too much detail but I doubt very much if Northambleton residents were in any doubt as to the gravity of her misdemeanor once the army were involved.
Oh how we love the festival season dearest diary – leaving the Invocal farm and packing off on adventures, seeing some amazing parts of the country and playing our music to lovely people.
…it was the tapping of my own keyboard. But the police were very grateful for my call regardless. Keep your eyes and ears open dear diary, these are dangerous times.
They’ve been at it again dear diary! First they stole my guitar, then they broke my phone, and then that fucking awful Posie ran me over in her tractor! As you will know I don’t usually like to make a fuss, but I DID nearly DIE.
Sarah is very excited today, because her new tractor is arriving. I’m very excited too because it means she’ll be able to help even more on the Invocal farm