Rosie's Blog
Upon Investigation…
…it was the tapping of my own keyboard. But the police were very grateful for my call regardless. Keep your eyes and ears open dear diary, these are dangerous times.
Invocal / Onvical Wars
They’ve been at it again dear diary! First they stole my guitar, then they broke my phone, and then that fucking awful Posie ran me over in her tractor! As you will know I don’t usually like to make a fuss, but I DID nearly DIE.
